SATIRIC misspelling is my Forté

[010612.1758]

I made this on an app on my friends phone and I could literally stare into it for hours

I made this on an app on my friends phone and I could literally stare into it for hours

[300512.1553]

Zombie apocalypse coming soon

ihopericksantorum:

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida.

[290512.0047]

Dear Suzy, here is my plan.
Dear Sam, my answer is yes.

Wes Anderson is a great Auteur.

(via dantehicks)

// from the-visual

[270512.0345]

(Source: science, via scruffbox)

// from science

[260512.0341]

I’ve just watched Chronicle and it is soooo good and now I really want telekinesis 

I’ve just watched Chronicle and it is soooo good and now I really want telekinesis 

(see in high-res)

[230512.0420]

The Great Gatsby

[220512.0326]

sleeping-sciatic:

klainespants:

apparently when you drop a gummy bear into potassium

it opens a portal to hell

what is this witchcraft?

be taller shoe lifts just $8.99!!!!

// from klainespants

[190512.0202]

lauraluciasanz:

Laura Lucía Sanz

if you want to see more of my artwork this is my flickr link. http://www.flickr.com/photos/_lola/

lolasanz@gmail.com

[180512.2239]

I just watched The Life Aquatic and it was ace and now I want to watch all of Wes Anderson’s films.

I just watched The Life Aquatic and it was ace and now I want to watch all of Wes Anderson’s films.

(see in high-res)

[160512.0335]

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

[160512.0312]

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

[150512.2254]

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

(Source: heycinco, via pervigilo)

// from heycinco