I don’t think there’s a need to convince a stripper to go back to school, however if someone were to slip an onion ring into my order of fries I’d go Homer Simpson on their ass and propose to them with it. Or eat it, whichever seems the better option at the time.
My favourite was always “accidentally pees on the seat, actually cleans it up”
what’s not to love about good guy greg
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